dude you gotta calm down with this pokephilia thing the bible says adam and eve not adam and eevee

Hey, guys. This is my project, The Coma Kids. For the last 6 months of my life, I’ve been dedicating every scrap of free time I’ve had to recording, mixing, and mastering a 5-track EP. 

Now, while I’d love to pull together a band and go on a national tour, I’m still a stressed college student. That said, I still want to try and get my music out there, so I figured I’d try something different. REBLOG this post and I’ll send you (through askbox/fanmail) a download link to 2 free songs, plus an acoustic B-side that I don’t plan on releasing anywhere else. That’s it. I don’t need any money, you don’t need to be following me, I’m just trying to make sure people hear my music.

Credit for the album art goes to the amazing demented-sheep.

Dashcon might end but the secondhand embarrassment will last forever

Try to go easy on Americans tomorrow. If you’ve seen our country then you know we don’t have very many chances to be proud of where we live and we just want to milk this one for all it’s worth.

How can you guys complain about disney’s sameface syndrome but let shit like THIS slip by i mean they’re practically the same person!

Shitty birthday selfie

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

when will science let fictional characters know how mad I am at them?

index mail about friends face